Be careful what you wish for

I wanted a job with a desk and chair. Little did I know that it would be the kiss of death. I'm so bored that I could scream! If it weren't for my iphone I would be GONE! I'm halfway through "The Count of Monte Cristo." This is definitely a good way to force me into reading more of the classics. They are free downloads and I've already prepared for my next one. Also, I've downloaded some games and take turns exercising my mind and reading. I've been promised that I'll get more assignments which probably means that "crap" work will be flowing my way. They did paint my area and I immediately got runny eyes and nose from the paint. Two days of suffering! Everybody thinks this is a cushy job and it would be if I just wanted to sit and wait for the phone to ring! I did set an all time record today with 33 calls so far. Yesterday I had 11 and the day before 20. Sad! I still have two hours to go.